Monday 4 April 2011

Revenge on the French!!!

 During the Napoleonic wars, a French ship named chasse marée was wrecked off the coast of Hartlepool, Uk. The only survivor was a poor monkey, wearing a French uniform, people thought the monkey provided amusement for the F**** weird French dudes. As the locals found the monkey, they cleverly decided to have a trial for the hopeless creature, since the monkey was unable to answer their questions, and many locals were unaware of what a Frenchman may look like, they concluded that the monkey was in fact a French spy. Just to make sure, the animal was thus sentenced to death and hanged from the mast of a fishing boat on the Headland.

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